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Monday, November 27, 2006

Mitt Romney is a Loser

Gov. Romney is on a campaign to end gay marriage. What is loser.

I have never woke up and had a bad day because a gay married another gay. I have never lost any money because of homos wanting to be married. I have never been caused one iota of grief by gay people doing anything.

I'm just tired of these standard politicians blabbing on and on about sh!t that does not matter. If a gay wants be married what do I care? Did this loser forget there is a war going on?

And how much time has this guy, his advisors, and the media spent on this issue? What does that add up to in dollars? Fvckin losers.

Seriously, if you ever voted for this guy or are ever even thinking about voting for this guy just do the world a favor and stay home on election day. You're not qualified to vote... and you probably shouldn't drive either. Just stay where you are and don't make any quick movements... the retard bus will be there to pick you up shortly.

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

America and Racism

There is a significant difference between ‘True Racists’ and the Mel Gibson / Michael Richards, aka Kramer, variety. Here’s the difference:

‘True Racists’ say racist stuff because they actually believe it and it makes them “feel better than others" to preach it. But guys like Mel and Mike just get angry and want to be hurtful in the most verbally extreme way they can think of. So one is preaching racial superiority and one is just angry and lashing out. It's a big difference and it's one that I'm not sure America is sophisticated enough to differentiate.

Here’s an example;

True Racist:

Notice, he takes himself seriously. He’s not about to apologize. His logic is clearly flawed but it works for him because it makes him “feel better than others”. He is a real loser.

I hope this helps clarify things. Some people just need anger management, some people are just stupid.

The only appropriate place for racism is jokes. They teach us not to take ourselves so seriously. So laugh a little you cracker b!tch n!gger spic mick fag fvckers!!!


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Anyone Up for Some Asian Jokes?

All I keep thinking when I see this Kramer Going Crazy Video is that Mel Gibson has got to be thanking Jebus because he's no longer the main racist guy in Hollywood. He should send Kramer a freakin thank you.

The other thing I keep thinking is how did the next comic on stage handle the situation? What did he say? "Is anyone up for some Asian Jokes?" or "Did you hear the one about the Pope, the Jew, and the Italian" or maybe "Anyone here hate homos?". I mean, how do you follow that?

They say things happen in threes... So be on the look out! I'm thinking Wesley Snipes is gonna have some Tard jokes for the US federal prosecutors. We can only hope.

Anyway, since we were talking about Asians, check out this clip...

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Sunday, November 19, 2006

Fun With Blenders

In what might be the best use of YouTube to advertise a product to date, Blendtec presents 'Will It Blend'. In this episode an entire can of coke is thrown in with some ice to make a coke smoothie.

I'm waiting for the blended coke + mentos smoothie... 2 litter, wrappers, and all!

Until then, enjoy the rest of the collection of 'Will It Blend'.

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Monday, November 06, 2006

Republicans Please Stay Home

You've supported a manipulative lying president for 2 terms. You've backed a regime that has resulted in thousands of deaths and destroyed our constitutional liberties. In other words, you've shown poor judgement. Clearly you are not capable of making important decisions.

So please do humanity a favor and don't vote tomorrow.


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