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Urban Ninja, The Mockumentary

Ok, so in the last post I gave an example of a bad ass ninja guy. Well this post brings you an equally bad ass urban ninja guy but in a comical way.

You gotta see this...



He runs like the Nintendo Ninja Gaiden guy...



Cracks me up... I love this guy. He wins every possible cool point I can give him. I'm not even into dancing... but the pirouettes he busts into for no reason freakin rock!!!

Side Note: Turns out this guy (Robert James Hoffman III) was in the movie 'You Got Served' and is just an amazing dance performance guy overall. Plus he's also a sick bastard who likes to taser himself and friends. Check out his other videos on youtube... or check out his site, PunchRobert.com

Tags: Urban Ninja, Robert James Hoffman III, Punch Robert, Taser, Nintendo, Ninja Gaiden, Funny, Video, Comical, pirouettes, dancing, you got served

posted by Mr. Fancypants at 9:25 PM | 0 comment(s)

Urban Ninja for Hire

So, you may not know this about me but my fat beer gut ass loves ninjas. So I have to share this bad ass ninja video I just came across with you.



I mean... wtf? Why can't our troops do this stuff... we need a squad of freakin ninjas like this dude to go infiltrate and kick some sectarian insurgent butt over in Iraqistan. Who do I call to make this happen?

Tags: urban, ninja, fat, beer, gut, love, troops, Iraqistan

posted by Mr. Fancypants at 9:10 PM | 0 comment(s)

I'm Done Working

I'm done working. I just don't want to work anymore. It's not that I'm going to stop going to work... I'm just going to stop working while I'm there.

I'll let you know how this works out.

posted by Mr. Fancypants at 8:32 PM | 0 comment(s)