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Friday, August 04, 2006

Sugar Tits - The Real Mel Gibson DUI Story.

Mel Sugar Tits Gibson
Everyone talks about how Mel was saying crazy anti Semitic stuff... and that's important... but that's not the interesting part of the story. The part of the story worth mentioning is when Mel noticed a female police sergeant and yelled,

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"

I mean, that's just classic. I'd pay to have my ringtone say that! Sure beats the "Hey Moe" comment for being crazy and wild.

But back to the anti Semitic stuff... I mean he said the Jews were behind all wars. I guess that he forgot about all the wars and deaths Christianity has caused, not to mention Islam. I mean, if your gonna be against a religious group because of "war" then you need to be against them all to be consistent. Otherwise your just... crazy... Sugar Tits Crazy!

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